What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.