What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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They are still there.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.