What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)