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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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Sure you can!"

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