Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.