What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6