Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!