Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

Checkmate Jokes More Checkmate Jokes

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.