What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Jimmy Savile Jokes More Jimmy Savile Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

Shuffle Jokes More Shuffle Jokes

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*