What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

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Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy