The Catcher in the Rye.
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They were both catchers for the Padres.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
A: Behind the plate.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Submitting a stool sample.
Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.
Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.
A: About fifty pounds.
Brexit
Gastly
Charm-ander
in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
Dishrespectful...
Read a book, you dummies.
