Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.