What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do you convert Spanish programming into English?

Yes++

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag?

One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe?

Robeerto.

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre