Because it got fired!
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Because Opey never delivered.
By firing squad.
Because he was out standing in his field.
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.
