How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin