How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Hillbilly Jokes More Hillbilly Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread