What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.