What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

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What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls