Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.