Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.