What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park