How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.