What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop