What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.