What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.