Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How does one French arsonist flirt with another one?

Voulez-vous brler avec moi ce soir?"

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu