Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.