Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

New Air Brake Jokes More New Air Brake Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.