Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

New Air Brake Jokes More New Air Brake Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.