What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

censored

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.