What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

censored

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.