What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod