What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!