What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

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Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.