Hunter Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!