Teen Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.