Teen Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

18 Year Old Jokes More 18 Year Old Jokes

What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun?

Nothing they were busy teens.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Tumblr User Jokes More Tumblr User Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.