What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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What is the French version of the name Parker?

Valet.

What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.