What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty I'll show myself out

What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...