What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.