What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side