What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

Why did the console peasant cross the road ?

To render buildings on the other side