Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large