Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.