Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!