Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...