Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.