Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
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There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Tell her a joke at Christmas
It blew up
Weekend at Bernie's.
Who are you
He pulled his hamstring!
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
Because he was running on CP time.
An algorithm.
Pink eye
A Pastafaryan.
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
