Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
A pilot, you racist!
The Ku Kanux Klan.
Yes he was.
So women don't get elected.
They knead dough
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
The Purge"
The Binge
Whichever you'll excel in, son."
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.
