What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."