What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.