What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.