What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.