Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!