Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Edward Snowed Jokes More Edward Snowed Jokes

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.