Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

because it is two-tyred.

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.