Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Exception Jokes More Exception Jokes

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Metro Jokes More Metro Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.