What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.