Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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A psychiatric tryst.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.