What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.