What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.