Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

A brick-layer !

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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."