Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Lame Jokes More Lame Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.