What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!