What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.