Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"