Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Broke.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Ryan Locht-up
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
M: Linda.
from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
Wham, bam, thank you fam"