Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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What are you?

Broke.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"