Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"