They both lie about their emissions.
Their lips are moving.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
A Volkswagen automobile.
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
She kept wetting the bed.
Emission impossible