What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why did the boy not do his homework?

he was ceebs

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Emission Jokes More Emission Jokes

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible