What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Volkswagen Jokes More Volkswagen Jokes

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Puberty Jokes More Puberty Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Emission Jokes More Emission Jokes

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.