Wal Mart Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

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How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.