Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.