Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.