Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM