Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.