Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card