Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans