Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper