Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!