What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !