What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.